It’s “SARONG”!!!

Dear Awkward,

       We are taking a trip back into awkward moments of the past. October of 2004, to be specific. Our varsity volleyball team decided to take a trip to Hawaii for a tournament. It was probably the worst trip of my life, considering I had absolutely no friends on that team and could barely tolerate their constant need for attention from guys. BUT, this moment almost made the trip entirely worth it….

     We were at a luau on the third night of the trip, when my teammates spotted this guy they were drooling over. He was Hawaiian, and was wearing a sarong–for those of you that don’t know what that is, it is a long peice of cloth with bright colors…guys pretty much wear it like a towell (or as I like to say: a skirt). Anyways, they were all fixing their hair and hiking up their skirts when all of the sudden this girl Natalie from the team says ”OMG, that guy over there is soo hott…I just wanna rip off his shlong!!”  LOL. Shlong?! Wow. How Awkward.

 -Stefanie

Thats what she said

Dear Awkward,

 So I went home a few weeks ago for a funeral and of course the whole family was there…..and the 2 people I couldn’t wait to see were my cousins. Anyways, we spent the whole weekend purposly saying things to make someone say, “thats what she said.” Later that weekend, one of my aunts gave us this plant, which we put on the floor of the front seat of the car to take home later that day. Well, one of my cousins and I decided we needed to get batteries at safeway. So I got into the driver’s seat and he got in on the passenger side of the car and right before we left, knowing what my response had to be, he decided to tell me, “yah know Marissa, its really uncomfortable with your bush between my legs.” I literally couldn’t drive for the next 5 min because we were laughing so hard….and then I finally said, “thats what she said.” omg….funny…..yes…..awkward…oh yes.

~Missa

Yep. Chris really just said that.

Dear Awkward,History 150. Even just typing it makes me want to sleep due to excessive boredom. But Chris always seems to find a way to spice things up a bit and actually make the class tolerable. The other day, he was stressing about how much work he had to get done for the week….”Ugh Stef I have so much work to do and I have this huge project due on Thursday that is totally gonna suck my butt.” LMAO… I literally did not stop laughing for a good 6 minutes. Who says that?!! Leave it to Chris to formulate the most awkward expressions! Like….”Its totally like getting raped with something hard and sand-papery”. AAAHHHH. Thank you for the awkward visuals Chrissicus.  ~Stefanie

ARE you serious?!

 Dear Awkward,

 So on Dec. 14, 2007 I got rear-ended by a guy in a Nissan Frontier pickup truck. He was texting while driving. AWKWARD. -Chris J.C