Dear Awkward,
We are taking a trip back into awkward moments of the past. October of 2004, to be specific. Our varsity volleyball team decided to take a trip to Hawaii for a tournament. It was probably the worst trip of my life, considering I had absolutely no friends on that team and could barely tolerate their constant need for attention from guys. BUT, this moment almost made the trip entirely worth it….
We were at a luau on the third night of the trip, when my teammates spotted this guy they were drooling over. He was Hawaiian, and was wearing a sarong–for those of you that don’t know what that is, it is a long peice of cloth with bright colors…guys pretty much wear it like a towell (or as I like to say: a skirt). Anyways, they were all fixing their hair and hiking up their skirts when all of the sudden this girl Natalie from the team says ”OMG, that guy over there is soo hott…I just wanna rip off his shlong!!” LOL. Shlong?! Wow. How Awkward.
-Stefanie
