Dear Awkward,
So the other night (aka: 4am) I heard one of my suitemates and a boy go into my bathroom and turn on the shower where they proceeded to have gross, loud, obnoxiously LOUD sex. When they finally decided to finish, I heard my suitemate say something about my razor (which they broke) and asked him if she hurt “it”…omg ew…i now hide my razor! But the next most awkward moment of my life was when I heard my other suitemate walk in and say “switch time”! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHH…that is when I died. AWKWARD times a zillion! And to make things more awkward on my side of the bathroom….I decided to sit next to the door and make scratching noises to see if they would stop….uhm no.
-Missa
