So our Astronomy Professor spent literally half of our class today doing magic tricks in front of the class. And not only was he doing magic tricks, but he was doing magic tricks in an obnoxious tie dye shirt. With obnoxious matching tie dye socks below his obnoxious high-water slacks. Also, right before class ended, he was listing off expensive hobbies after noting a telescope that cost 15,000 dollars, and included “women” in this list. Not sure if he was referring to hookers, orrr just that women cost a lot to keep around. Hmm. Awkward. ~Stefanie
